Chunky uneven stockinette with two lumps of crochet on top, plus a single-chain crochet border. Three colors of yarn. Sixty-four dollars.
WHY AM I NOT RICH.
(Note these too. Incredibly simple. Incredibly expensive. BAH.)
ETA: Maybe the problem is a name. I don’t have a name like Twinkie Chan. Which is the name the girl who makes those adopted for her blogging. And knitting. But I don’t know that my dogs would answer to me anymore if I did that…
Ninja Needles 